I am happily married...

Last night, I had a very strange dream... I was at a wedding... nothing strange there... but the thing is, it was my OWN wedding... I was wearing a wedding dress, which I didn't love or hate, my entire family was there, and I think all the guests were waiting for me in the church for me to walk down the isle... and so you may think, who was the (lucky) guy? *nudge nudge* wink wink* (or maybe you don't, whatever) And this is where the dream starts turning strange...
I HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS GETTING MARRIED TO! (hahaha)

I wasn't panicking, or stressed, or rushed, or scared, or anything. Just calm, neutral and normal. ( I know I'm not gonna be a bride-zilla anyway.)

I was just like "let's get this over with, meh" as I slooowly tried on my veil, started doing my hair (while everyone's waiting) and thought to myself "man, that guy is probably thinking I'm gonna bail... meh whatevs!" my family was there with me, but they also didn't seem to care...

Then as I was ABOUT to open the door with my dad to walk down the isle, I was woken up by a phone call.... end of dream. we'll never know who the groom was.

So today, I was talking to my roommate and she brought up the topic of strange dreams.... so I mentioned mine, and I asked "I wonder what this husband-less marriage dream means..."

She answered with no hesitation what-so-ever as though it was the most obvious answer in the world...

"Elisa, you're happily married to yourself"



...bingo.



(circa 2006. Jen made me do it!)