Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I'm preeeety confident about this one




That I'm not the only one who thinks Donatella Versace and Linda Hogan (The Hulk's wife) look... THE SAME! like two witch sisters!

I can't put my finger on it though... could it be the peroxide bleach blonde hair? the trashy make up? the ugly fake tan? or the terrible plastic surgeries (note: plural)?

What could it POSSIBLY be?
hmmmmm....

HARPSSSSS :)



I wasn't even looking for new music when I found this lovely Joanna Newsom... the story is quite embarassing, but I'll share it with you anyway.

I'm sure you all know of Andy Samberg (the guy in SNL who does the "dick in the box" skit, or the "laser cats" and "I'm on a boat"). Well, I have a major crush on him, and was googling about him and see who his girlfriend was.... Up came this Joanna Newsom name, and that she's a musician. I obviously HAD TO check out her music on myspace, and I instantly fell in love <3

Joanna Newsom should change her name to Joanna AWESOME (she probably gets that all the time... I fail.)

Bro in a Bra


So, Japanese bra-brands have ventured into the "man bra" business... and apparently, it's a hit.
I'm not even kidding, see for yourself:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20090510x7.html


PS- reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
A dyslexic walks into a bra....
HAHAHAHAHAHA, love it.

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

is a real phobia. It's the fear of the number 666.

Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number 13.

And paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia is the fear of "Friday the 13th".

Are there THAT many ppl diagnosed with this that they HAD TO make up this ridiculously difficult and uselessly long word for it? Why couldn't they have called it Trihexaphobia, or something ATLEAST simple to remember like that? Did they HAVE TO use these ancient greek or latin words to make up difficult words? My theory is that the psychologist wanted to be the creators of the new "Supercalifragilisticexpia
lidocious" word.

"Haven't you heard? Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the new Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" *cheesy wink with tongue click and shooting-a-gun hand gesture*

My fear is that I can't pronounce these long phobia names. And since I don't think there's an official name for that, I think I'll make it up right now.... but since I don't speak Greek or Latin, I'm gonna do it in English. That's right boys and girls, I have pronouncinguselesslylonganddifficultphobianameswrongphobia. The irony being, that this phobia itself has a very uselessly long and difficult phobia name....

But on a real note, there IS a phobia of long words, and it is called:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia. Oh sweet, sweet irony.... I love thee.

And talking of long words, I got curious and googled what the longest word in the English language is... are you curious? Ok, let's see if you can actually say it:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

That's FORTY FIVE letters! I guess the name is quite descriptive in that I can sorta imagine it's something to do with the lungs, and an ultra microscopic silicon particle(?) from a volcanic eruption perhaps? Regardless, I still find it quite ridiculous. These are the kinda things that make me question whether scientists really ARE smart. WTF, doctors who made this name, WTF! Why couldn't they just name it the Johnson Disease, or name it after the doctor who discovered it... probably a German dude. They're always German dudes... are there volcanic eruptions in Germany? so maybe it was Italian... who the fuck cares, you're right. Or was there a team of Dr. Pneumo, a Dr. Mono, a Dr.Ultramicroscopic and a Dr. Silicovocano?

....ok, I'll stop... that was pretty lame, even for me. haha. Although I can't help but laugh at Dr.Ultramicroscopic! HAHAHAHAHA. Says something about your ancestry and their ummm.... you know, "equipment"? ;) hahaha

Doctor: Unfortunately, you have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Patient: What? *cough cough* (naturally, he has to cough if he has something microscopic in his lungs...)
Doctor: Sir, you have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Patient:.....WHAT?
Doctor: Don't make me say it again.... you'll live, so it doesn't matter what you have.
Patient: Excuse me but I don't like your attitu...cough cough.
Doctor: Atleast your name isn't Ultramicroscopic so stop bitching.




PS- pickle phobia:

COOOOOCHIIIIEEEE ><



The title says it all: Whack a Kitty!

First there was Awkward Boners....

and now, in the world of awkward websites, we have:

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/


Here, you see, a scarred little girl who will be afraid of roller coasters for ever and ever, amen.


The funny thing about this one, to me, is that Matsumoto Shave Ice is a super famous shave-ice place in Hawaii.... they are HUUUUUUGE....


I think this is gonna be my all time favorite. End of conversation.

The internetz is for narcissists....and yes, that's how you spell narcissists

I always think that facebook's "25 random facts about you" notes, facebook statuses, myspace statuses, and especially TWITTER, is for narcissists.... And yes, I am one of those addicts- minus the twitter addiction. I still have to poke fun at myself, though.... because I don't want to take myself too seriously, hahaha. I mean, who the EFF cares if you're listening to Jack Johnson (I happen to be listening to him right now) while sipping on the greatest cup of tea of your entire life (yes, doing that too) or about some random, possibly cryptic song lyrics that may or may not describe how you're feeling at that specific moment. Seriously, who the fuck cares? Let me tell you: NOBODY! And yet, I am sooooo addicted to facebook. I'm so narcissistic by my own definition.... What. a. surprise!

The thing is, nobody cares when it's someone else that had to be carried to the ER this weekend, won the Nobel Prize, finally solved world hunger, or has a baby niece (actually, I do, but that's beside the point)... Most people obviously want the entire world to know what THEY'RE up to, cuz... let's face it... you are the center of your universe, and you are the funniest, wittiest, most INTERESTING person you know, and everybody cares.... *whispers: everybody. We crave for attention and reassurance that we are INDEED hilarious to everyone else as much as we are to ourselves, hahaha. You're sure everyone is anticipating your hilarious one-line status, sympathize with you if you're stuck at work with a hangover, or wish you luck if you're in the library finishing 6 papers by Wednesday, or get jealous cuz you're at the beach drinking mojitos, or totally understand your craving for chocolate icecream at 3am in the morning, or "like" whatever cool thing you can concoct in 140 letters or less.... and it's worse with Twitter, I'm assuming, cuz you can put a Twitter-application in your phone... Narcissism on the go!

@Elisa: OMFG I h8 life, I'm going to kill myself, brb, ttyl bb :)

I've had this theory for a while now, that the internetz is for narcissists (myself included) but when I heard that Elizabeth Taylor has a Twitter account, and that she's addicted to it, I felt like the Gods gave me a wink and a thumbs-up on my "Twitter is for Narcissists" theory....

This is how Darwin must've felt when he found those darn little finches.


PS- http://twitter.com/DameElizabeth

New Zealand Airlines Staff have nothing to hide...



When will you notice what's up????

Now put on your earphones.



Put on your earphones, NOW! Do as I say!

the drug experience....



Follow the instructions: Put it on full screen, and just watch it.... weeeeeeee
free drugs! haha, jk.

I've been watching Arrested Development and Dr. Phil, and I KNOW it's not just me...



Who thinks Jeffrey Tambor (the Dad in Arrested Dev.) and Dr.Phil look like twins.

TWINS, I say.

Usher has turned into a Gorilla... and rightfully so



seriously, I don't know which one I'd rather watch... Usher, or these cute animals :)

Jesus is their friend!



He loves me when I'm right, he loves me when I'm wrong, he loves me when I waste my time with writing silly... BLOGS?

heee RAAAAH ree us.



No habla Ingles?

No way it's just me who thinks...



Who think Colbie Caillat and Jennifer Aniston look alike.

But don't you also think Colbie Caillat looks like Erin, from The City?


Salepi Dondurma, the Turkish Ice cream, translates to WHAT?!

Have you ever tried Turkish ice-cream before? it's really really yummy. It's nothing like the other ice-creams you've had before. It's creamy, chewy and even stretchy! It's like the Stretch-Arm-Man toy of ice-creams.... but delicious.



Anyway, so I was reminded of them today, and when there's something I don't really know about, I usually go to Wikipedia or what-not, and do a little mini-research on it. (I know I'm a dork, but I'm proud of it! haha) So I find its wikipedia page, and they're called "Dondurma".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dondurma#cite_note-2

To sum up the description, they're stretchy ice-creams that come in different flavors... one of which is the "salepi" flavor made of orchids. Side note: because of the popularity of this ice-cream, there was a threat to wild-orchid populations in Turkey! Interesting for me, being a biologist and all.... hmmmm "sustainable ice-creams, anyone?" ANYWAY, so I continue reading the description.... and it reads:

There are many different flavors of dondurmas. (I'm thinking, uh huh, sure, like strawberry, banana, chocolate.... and then I read: The literal translation of salepi dondurma is "fox testicle ice cream".

*sound of record scratching* and I do a double take, wait, WHAT? I read again:
"The literal translation of salepi dondurma is.... "fox testicle ice cream"

Yep, you read it right, my friend. Salepi Dondurma's translate to FOX TESTICLE ICE CREAM....
WTF, right? WHAT THE EFFFFF? I seriously heard the sound of a record scratch in my head! Being the mega-dork, know-it-all wanna-be that I am, I HAD TO click on the citation it has which leads me to another article:

http://www.salon.com/wlust/feature/1998/11/17feature.html
it says:

The word "salep" comes from the Arabic sahlab, which means "fox testicles." Ali showed me a handful of the dried tubers, and although I have never had the opportunity to examine a fox that closely, the paired, ovoid spheres did bear a striking resemblance to that part of the male anatomy. Ancient accounts referred to this similarity, and the first-century Greek physician Dioscorides recommended the use of orchid tubers as an aphrodisiac. The word orchis in Greek means "testicle," and so it seems that human interest in orchids was originally focused on the erotic aftereffects of eating the tubers rather than on the cultivation of plants for their showy floral displays.

Interesting! I knew that Orchids have sexual connotations, but I thought it was for female body parts... so I got curious as to what this flower looks like and I wikipedia-ed this Salepi flower. Here's the botanical drawing I get:


Do they look like fox testicles to you? Like the author says, I've never had the opportunity to carefully inspect fox testicles before, but, this is NOT what I had imagined them to look like.... Is that what fox testes look like?... scratch that, is that what ANY animal's testes look like?

So yeah, there's really no point to this blog other than: "WTF, Turkish Ice cream, W-T-F?"

I guess people in Turkey don't say "I scream, you scream, we all scream for SALEPI DONDURMAS"... cuz that's just a little too embarrassing.... hahaha

Ever heard of Fluteboxing?



Well NOW you know!

You're Welcome :)

Cutest thing you have EVER SEEN!

I WANNA WATCH STAR TREK!

ROFLMAOZEDONG!



He's (seriously) trying to sing Nirvana's Smells like Teen Spirit.
and it's funny if you understand Japanese too!!

The chorus 空耳 goes like this:
犬ライダー♪いつ捨てんジャー♪
じゃれ合うな〜♪犬無礼なー♪
あのスヌーピー♪いらねーんじゃー♪
キャビアは?いつ食えんじゃ〜♪... Read More
油の〜♪アルバイト〜♪楽しいゾォ〜♪
まゆみの・・・家!

hilarious.

MLP gets a Hollywood Makeover!! <3 <3



from:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/26/my-little-pony-film-characters-pictures?picture=345032718


I'm lovin' it :) although some of them have transformed my cute little ponies into... blobs.

Mayflies



Mayflies (pictured above) spend 2 yrs underwater as larvae.

ONLY when they've gone through their first metamorphosis to come out of the water, survive the fish that eat them once they get out of the water, THEN the predatory birds, and manage to fly to the edge of the pond and find a good branch, they get to go through metamorphosis for the final time... :D Yay! Go Mayflies!

But... hey, Creationists, are you listening to this?

They DON'T have a mouth or stomach- which obviously means they can NOT eat or digest ANYTHING. So they can fly for about 30 minutes using their fat reserves (if they have any!).... and FIRST have to find a mate within those 30 minutes... THEN fight off all the males that also want her, AND get "at it" without drowning.

Now, I don't know what your definition of "intelligent" is.... but..... that isn't "ingelligent" to me!

Seriously, God, why didn't you give those poor mayflies a mouth? Would have been a lot more intelligent AND would give them more time to enjoy life 'outta da watah', don't you think?

PS- This reminds me a bit of The Little Mermaid in a strange, morbid The-REAL-Hans-Christian-An
derson sort of way?
Water -> metamorphosis (gets legs) -> land -> time limit to find Prince -> no voice (mouth) -> must die if can not kiss Prince! Wait... are mermaids mayflies of the sea?! NO!!!!

There's no way this is just me...



Who thinks Steve Aoki (DJ) looks like Jesus from South Park.

PS- After I posted this note on my fb, my friend told me he's cousins with Steve Aoki! hahaha.

Pharrell, my love~

Hilarious Creepy Baby!

Humping Dog USB stick

Grateful Days vs You got it Good

BLASPHEMY!

For us Tokyo International School kids, Dragon Ash's song "Grateful Days" is almost like an anthem.... and my friend Remy tells me that it's been ripped.

So here is the OBVIOUSLY covered song...

1) Jem, Got it Good:


2) I think most of you know the song Grateful Days, but for those of you who don't:


3) but then again, the intro to Grateful Days is also sampling Smashing Pumpkin's song, Today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHUd896Sur0

Man, am I a geek or what? hahahaha

But does anyone know if this JEM woman is "officially" covering/sampling Dragon Ash's song? or is there another original to the chorus of Grateful Days? (other than Canon in D... cuz that's WAAAY past the copyright expiration date, or whatever they're called, haha)

Am I the only one whoooooo....

Thinks Ladyhawke ripped Gary Numan's song CARS for her song "Paris is Burning" ?? or is it supposed to be that way?

Here are the two songs:

Paris is Burning, by Ladyhawke:


Gary Newman, Cars:




Anybody????


This is like Queen's "Under Pressure" and Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby"! hahaha.
dandandan dada DANDAN

Can not be UNSEEN

There are a few things in life you can't un-see...

Like Two-Girls-One-Cup...

or this picture:

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Rooo~~~~

My friend's dog Roo (maltese) has a strange habit of singing along to alarm clock tunes...

Don't know why she started it, but it's too cute.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Is it my DAD or...?



or does my brother's pre-cut hair-style look like Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men?

hahahahahaha.

This wasn't even ME! this was my DAD!!
hahahaha.

Like father, like daughter!

I can't help but think...



That Lady Gaga's song Poker Face is a tribute song for her parents....

First of all, the song starts:

Mama Mama~♪
Mama Mama~♪
Mama Mama~♪

SERIOUSLY! just go listen to it on youtube or something.

and THEN in the chorus, she sings.

Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face~♪

PAPA PAPA Poker face PAPA Poker face♪ (Mama Mama~ ♪)
PAPA PAPA Poker face PAPA Poker face ♪
Mama Mama~ ♪


I rest my case.

Alice by Pogo

You MUST MUST MUST watch this video.
Song called Alice by Pogo.

It's even free for download on last.fm/music/Pogo

I've already downloaded all his songs, cuz they're just that amazing.

The song feels like a massage for your brain, and the video feels like Red Bull for your eyes!

R.I.P. Puss.



My roommate's beloved cat, Puss, passed away on January 27th :'( He was about 17 years old.
He was doing fine when I left, but suddenly got a tumor in his mouth. His teeth were falling out, he couldn't eat, and the Vet said he was definitely in pain, so my roommate decided it was time for him to rest :( (I get so teary thinking of it...) I couldn't say goodbye, but I would rather not have him suffer.

To be honest, I'm more of a dog person.
But this cat was different. He was special.
He was the cutest, most adorable cat ever.
He had flaws, like major shedding, puking, peeing, pooing, and smelling... haha.

But all of them were forgivable cuz when he looked up at you with his marble eyes, he would do what "Puss in Boots" did in Shrek when looking up at the soldiers.
He had the cutest face ever.

He will definitely be missed :(

He's in a can now, but I know he's still with us.
When I hear scratching in the hallway, I still think it's him.
When I come home, the first thing I think is "let me feed you something...",
When I'm walking through the hallway when there's no lights, I still walk carefully to avoid kicking him or step on his tail(he would wait outside our doors).

He's in my brain. Just the way amputees still feel their arm/leg even after they've been amputated. It's a trick of the brain, I know, but I still feel puss. He's lodged in my cerebral somewhere.... and I plan on keeping him there :)



Rest In Peace Puss. I hope you're not in pain anymore... We all love you!

Is it just me.... Spencer and...



Who thinks
Spencer from 'The Hills' (left) and Ryan Tedder (vocal from One Republic)(right)
look alike?


anyone else??

Is it just me... Chingy and...



Who thinks Chingy (left) and T.I. (right) look SUPER DUPER WOOOOOPER alike?
(maybe not so much in these pictures though....)

When T.I. first came out, I totally thought it was Chingy!!
But whether they look alike or not, they're both super hot! (rare find in rapper world)
...and where did Chingy go?

Flash lights X Camera Shutter speed.



I LOVE IT!

Oh Dali Dali Dali....

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

When ppl say "There's two kinds of ppl in this world"

I think, what they're REALLY saying is...

"there's me, and there's everyone else."

Is it just me? ...Jeffery Dean Morgan and...


Jeffrey Dean Morgan (patient in Grey's Anatomy that Izzie falls for... but dies in the end :( and father in Supernatural) and the Spanish actor Javier Bardem (ex: Vicky Christina Barcelona and Academy Award winner for Best Supporting Actor in 'No Country For Old Men') look SUPER alike? like SUPER DUPER WOOPER alike!!


and a side of Robert Downey Jr... like a younger version <3



I think Jefferey Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem can DOUBLE for each other!!
Anyone else think they look alike?

PS- this note is full of HOT.

Eggplant Trivia!

I just learned a few new things today about EGGPLANTS... or for some of you, Aubergines.

Yah, random, I know. but are you surprised? I hope not. I'm Queen of Random... ok, maybe not Queen... princess?? or... maybe 4th in line to the throne... cousin to the Queen of Random. whatever. you get the idea. I digress... so these are a few interesting things I found out about eggplants. Seriously, they're interesting...:

1) Botanically, eggplants are BERRIES! If you think about it, it's a big DUH, but... still... it feels weird. In my dictionary, berries have to be round, juicy and sweet!

2) Eggplants belong to the same family as Potatoes and Tomatoes!
then why didn't they keep rhyming? like Motatoes?

3) Eggplants can cause or worsen arthritis! WHAT? they're THAT powerful?! They look, taste, and feel like an empty bag of air to me! (I love them though!)

4) Eggplants can cause gastritis (iritating gastric lining) for some ppl! wow wow wow, I'm starting to get scared of eggplants!

5) BUT they can lower blood pressure.... phew, atleast they're good for SOMETHING right?

And one of my favorite tid-bits....
6) Eggplants are richest in NICOTINE compared to any other (edible) plant! On average, 9kg (20lbs) of eggplant contains about the same amount of nicotine as a cigarette. -wikipedia
I bet you had NO IDEA!!! crazy, huh?
"I'm gonna go take an eggplant break. Be right back."

and last but not least:
7) Have you ever wondered why they're called EGGplants when they don't look like eggs at all? cuz I did! Where I~ come from, all eggplants are PURPLE and I've never seen purple eggs... except during Easter... and we don't do Easter eggs in Japan! But, I found that eggplants were originally white! I had NO IDEA! I've never seen white eggplants! So here's a generous photo for those of you in the same situation:


"The name eggplant developed in the United States, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada because the fruits of some 18th century European cultivars were yellow or white and resembled goose or hen's eggs." -wikipedia, obviously

Crazy! I had no idea Eggplants come in white!

So that's it. I have a new look on eggplants now. More respect. I love eggplants but I totally thought they're full of nothing when it came to nutrition and health. Sorry eggplants. I still love you!

BUT I still think eggplants are funny. Whenever a foreign person who thinks they're being sexy, funny and flirty comes up to me and asks "So, how do I tell a Japanese girl "hey there sexy" in Japanese? ;)" I teach AND CONVINCE them to go find a Japanese person to say "You look like an eggplant" in Japanese...

So, take home message for today:

Eggplants are great fun.... except if you have arthritis and try to flirt with Japanese girls.

Enter in Thesaurus: Boy

Part of speech: noun

Meaning: young man

Synonyms: dude, chap, bloke, guy, youngster.....
donkey balls, asshole, bitch, jerk, prick, dick, dumbass, poop-head, idiot, bonehead, dimwit, twit, puke, barf, scum of earth, liar, dandruff, ape, prehistoric, primary, simple, ear wax, nincompoop, stalker, penis, baby, ATM, slave, puppet, driver.


Antonym : woman.

Are you looking for Prince Charming?

Well search no further, cuz I just found him....

He moved into my apartment building!!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. loves it!

-Nov. '08

Worst. Movie. Ever. Full. Stop.

I'm no movie critic. But I love movies and I rarely hate a movie I just watched... but unfortunately, I occasionally run into some really bad movies.... and I'm sure you've had that terrible experience too... So you thought, or atleast *I* thought, I'd seen all the worst movies out there...

Crazy Beautiful (Kirsten Dunst REBELLING and dating a Papi-Chulo, oh the controversy!)
Gigli (J-lo and Ben Affleck movie, where J-Lo is a lesbian... .... .... ......)
Glitter (the Mariah Carey movie... 'nuff said)
Crossroads (Britney's movie... also, 'nuff said)
Love and Basketball (actually this is a few ppl's FAVORITE movie.... crazy)
Juon series (the Japanese originals of 'The Grudge')

..........just to name a few.

but I just watched the most HORRENDOUS movie of all. time. OF. ALL. TIME.

I just watched... are you ready for this? "From Justin to Kelly."


A romantic (?) musical with Kelly Clarkson and this Justin-dude from American Idol (runner up from the same season?) set in Spring-Break Miami.... I don't think the title even makes sense. It should atleast be called "A Justin to Kelly" ('adjusting to kelly'... get it? hahaha. I'm so lame, but I crack myself up! haha.)

Now, I absolutely luuuurv Musicals, and that's why I watched it... BUT, it is the WORST. MOVIE. EVER! WOOOORST MOVIEEE EVER!

OMG, I don't even know where to begin, so I won't- everything just SUCKED.
(I'll tell you in person cuz if I start typing, it's gonna get too long, but I have to get it off my chest!)

I thought crappy movies were EXTINCT! I mean, making a movie that sucks THIS BAD must be difficult! It's like when a good singer is really bad at imitating terrible singers. I didn't know this was possible! I'm no Roger Ebert, but this movie needs all the thumbs I can have ALL THE WAY DOWN! That means more than 12 billion thumbs, I tell yah.

And the funny thing is, I just googled "worst movie ever". A wikipedia page came up with a "list of films considered the worst" and LOOOO and BEHOLD, this movie was in it! I had to laugh and pat myself on the back. hahaha

But the crazy thing is, you can't stop watching it! You actually want them to DISPROVE you!
You actually HOPE (maybe I'm just a doomed optimist) that there will be ONE saving scene.

It's like when you take a bite of bad tasting food and tell someone "OMG This is so gross! YOU HAVE TO TRY IT!...." then you take another bite, so does your friend... until you finish it. haha.

that's EXACTLY how it was. I watched the whole, entire, movie! Shame shame shame.

I can't believe I thought GIGLI was bad... compared to this movie, J-Lo needs to win something... a Canne Film Festival Award. It was the most terrible, excruciating, horrible, failed, bad, awful, atrocious, painful, crappy, sucky, shitty, WORST MOVIE EVER!

so.....

YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!
hahahaha
(if you have the time to read this, honey, you have the time to watch this movie)
does anyone else feel my pain?

-Nov. 2008

Is it just me? ... Ali Larter and...


Do Ali Larter (she's in Heroes, Final Destination 1 and 2) and Tara Conner (former Miss USA- famous for drug/alcohol addiction?) look alike?

I saw the Tara person on the MTV show Pageant Place, and I thought she looked like the actress in Final Destination...

anybody?

PS- I can tell two white ppl apart, thank you very much! (hahaha)

Is it still just me??? Kim Kardashian...



Who thinks Kim Kardashian (who is she? what's she famous for anyway?) and Nicole Scherwawazinga (I can never remember her last name) from the Pussy Cat Dolls look alike.

And their boobs probably look even MORE similar on the inside......... as in plastic...

...I just wikipedia-d Kim Kardashian... she's just a rich lawyers (eg. OJ's trial) daughter.... and we share the same birthday.....
I guess we have more in common than just stunningly good looks :P hahaha, jk... ;)

Is it just me or does Falcor and...



Is it just me? or does Falcor (dragon/dog from "The Never Ending Story") and Michael Jackson's NOSE look exactly the same?


PS- man, I LOVE the Never Ending Story series nanana~nanana~ nanana~

Is it just me? Katty Perry and...


Don't Katy Perry and Zoey Deschanel (she was in Elf and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) look alike?

...and did you know that Zoey Deschanel is sisters with the actress who plays BONES?

I didn't!





And I think the actress who plays Bones looks like Rory from Gilmore Girls.... anyone??

and is it just me, or am I WAAAAY too bored? hahaha

I am happily married...

Last night, I had a very strange dream... I was at a wedding... nothing strange there... but the thing is, it was my OWN wedding... I was wearing a wedding dress, which I didn't love or hate, my entire family was there, and I think all the guests were waiting for me in the church for me to walk down the isle... and so you may think, who was the (lucky) guy? *nudge nudge* wink wink* (or maybe you don't, whatever) And this is where the dream starts turning strange...
I HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS GETTING MARRIED TO! (hahaha)

I wasn't panicking, or stressed, or rushed, or scared, or anything. Just calm, neutral and normal. ( I know I'm not gonna be a bride-zilla anyway.)

I was just like "let's get this over with, meh" as I slooowly tried on my veil, started doing my hair (while everyone's waiting) and thought to myself "man, that guy is probably thinking I'm gonna bail... meh whatevs!" my family was there with me, but they also didn't seem to care...

Then as I was ABOUT to open the door with my dad to walk down the isle, I was woken up by a phone call.... end of dream. we'll never know who the groom was.

So today, I was talking to my roommate and she brought up the topic of strange dreams.... so I mentioned mine, and I asked "I wonder what this husband-less marriage dream means..."

She answered with no hesitation what-so-ever as though it was the most obvious answer in the world...

"Elisa, you're happily married to yourself"



...bingo.



(circa 2006. Jen made me do it!)

With All Due Respect...

There's a house on my way to school that always likes to decorate its windows according to the season/festival/etc... When it's Christmas, you have the trees, bells, snow, Jesus, etc... when it's Holland's national Holiday, it's all Orange etc etc etc...

And the past month (or thereabouts) it's been decorated for the Olympics...
He's got medals (maybe they're just chocolate, who knows) hanging, and random chinese cloths decorating his window... BUT! Among them... I found Tempura-ko (Flour to make Tempura) and Asahi-Nama-Beer with chopsticks that say "Otemoto" on them..... which are Japanese....

With all due respect sir... (cuz I actually like to see those windows)
JAPAN IS NOT PART OF CHINA, AND NOT ALL OF ASIA IS CHINA!

please do your research?

I'm SO tempted to leave him a post-it on the window...

phew, had to get that out.

Colors of Morocco.

There's a picture in our house of my parents on their 10th anniversary trip to Morocco. They're having tea Moroccan style, and even holding a Moroccan guitar-like instrument.
It's an infamous photo in our family, so I've always wanted to go there- as long as I can remember. So when I was told I was going, MY GAWD I was jumping up and down. First time in AFRICAAA~~~ It was nothing like any other place I had ever visited. Unfortunately, we didn't get to go to Casa Blanca or Marrakech. We visited the northern tip of Morocco: Tangier. We just took a ferry-boat from Spain! It's so close!!

First night there, WE SAW CAMELS!!!

We didn't ride them :( but I was so excited just to SEE THEM! woo hoo!! hahaha.
It was funny, cuz I think we were the only ASIANS there! (Even if we were half.) People kept staring at us! I think it was a combo of "omg! look at those girls! not wearing enough clothes.." and "hold on... I think they're Asian!" haha.

The next day, we went on a tour to visit a village in the mountains called Chouen.

We obviously orderded Couscous and kebabs.



And TAGINES! pure delish!


FEAAAAST!!!!

So this is the entrance to the city of Chouen. (pronounced "shau-en"... I think.)

It's such a little entrance, but once you go inside, it's like a maize. And it's so pretty inside!


To the left, we have our tour-guide Achmed! I think he's a local celebrity, cuz everyone kept saying hi to him, and he told us he was on the Lonely Planet, as Chouen's guide! The first things he said to us were "I speak English." with SUCH a crackled voice, and this lady was screaming through the streets calling for someone...at first, we all thought "oh oh~~~ we are going to experience some craziness here!" but he was SUCH a great guy, and a memorable character. He will forever be engrained in my brain.


So Chouen is famous for painting their walls blue. It was SCORCHING HOT, but these blue walls kept the narrow streets feeling really cool... and apparently they keep mosquitos away too!! There were so many tones of blue and turquoise, I loved it!




Achmed telling us something interesting, I'm sure. This place was such a maize I think it's impossible to get around without a tour-guide. And he was the best of the best!


This is a type of carpet they make. Apparently there are male and female designs. This one was my favorite (I think it's a male design).


I love random dangling souvenirs! keychains, necklaces, good luck charms, wallets.... love em.


DYE! Achmed told us that the blue is obviously used for the walls- they have to paint it pretty often cuz it comes off... And as for the rest, I think it's for clothes, or the thread/yarn they use to make those carpets.



So much COLOR in this city!

This is Chouen!


On the drive back to Tangier, we kept seeing these pottery stores by the street. They sold tagine pots, incense holders, vases, plates, cups... all in different colors! It was so cute.




We stopped by one of them to take a look.
I loved the brown vases on the right. I wanted one, but there was no way I could bring it back with me :(


Aren't these SOOO BEAUTIFUL? I was going crazy with my camera, trying to get every color, every vase, every plate, every light! I couldn't bring one home with me, but atleast I can relive the moment in these photos :)

Last day there, we went to a city called Assilah.
They also had blue walls like Chouen.

The left, is a grave. I think the tiled plates represent each person's grave. I thought it was so simple and so nice! On the right is some art-work on the walls of Assilah. Every year, they have an international art festival, where artists from all over the planet come and pain walls. This one was my favorite. We also met a Japanese painter there!


Just some random hats hangin'. Just thought it was pretty cute :)


These shells were being sold by local teenagers. They had drawings of hearts or flowers, and they would write your name in Arabic! We all bought one for ourselves, and bought them as souvenirs for friends too! Aren't they cute? (We had to have them write which one was which name, cuz none of us could read Arabic! hahaha) I found the donkey in the market, which was almost like the scene from Aladdin. Too bad we couldn't go to Marrakech, cuz I hear THATS where you get a real taste of "arabian ni~~~ghts" but the market at Assilah also had that feel to it!

All in all, I couldn't believe I had SET FOOT in Africa! woah woah! I mean, I know Morocco is a little different from the rest of Africa, but still. I PLANTED MY FOOT in that continent! Next time, I am definitely gonna check out Casa Blanca and Marrakech... as well as other African countries!

I CAN'T WAIT!